Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tip for everyone that plays ark: If You See A Dodo Run For Your Life Hoping…

Tip for everyone that plays ark:
If You See A Dodo Run For Your Life Hoping It Doesn’t Kill You
Once I was on Argy and I seen a dodo one shot a giga and I screamed and ran everyone in the server was like “Wut wrong” and I said “ there is a dodo murdering everything and it rlly close to community base” the admins where like “ this server is done for and then left and everyone was like “Welp let’s find a new server” so I said Goodbye to my Argy and left forever I have wonder to this day wut happend to that server...
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...