Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I see a lot of stories about dodos and whatnot and they usually say “I died by a alpha raptor and I respawned and saw my dodo next to a dead alpha raptor” and I’m like bro that has gotta be one jacked dodo like bro that is near impossible so if I said my lvl 1 dodo killed a level 150 alpha Rex would people believe me?
So I have big dodo farm then one of my baby did die so I say we’ll I guess I’ll grab this guy and feed him to the fish. Then when I pick up the dead Bebe dodo it turns into a line of black that goes across the map( note I play ark mobile) so me being me I follow the line looking for treasure and that was how I wasted 30 minutes walking across ark. After that great journey I decide I’d use the fastest mode of travel in ark so I punched a brachiosaurus