Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Tip for everyone that plays ark:
If You See A Dodo Run For Your Life Hoping It Doesn’t Kill You
Once I was on Argy and I seen a dodo one shot a giga and I screamed and ran everyone in the server was like “Wut wrong” and I said “ there is a dodo murdering everything and it rlly close to community base” the admins where like “ this server is done for and then left and everyone was like “Welp let’s find a new server” so I said Goodbye to my Argy and left forever I have wonder to this day wut happend to that server...
Ladies and Gentlemen, i have done the impossible. Something no survivor has ever done before. I have tamed the mightiest, most fearsome killer. In the Ark. The great beast known as… The Dodo! Yes yes, please, 1 autograph at a time. Really, it was nothing. Maybe some time in the future, i will tame a far more powerful creature… the compy!!!
Beware!! DO NOT attempt to fight this creature!! It can one-hit anything and once you get into it’s territory, it will hunt you down at the speed of an alpha raptor and chase you throughout the whole map!! If you want to Ko it you will need to hit it with at least 4 billion tranq darts from an ascendant longneck!!! BEWARE- once tamed, it will be entirely nerfed and gain the strength of a mere dilo. And if you want to try kill it, even with its pathetically small health, DONT try because it has 100% fortitude making it immune to all damage and negative effects!!
Beware of the dodo
How to beat bosses super breed dodos then breed your super dodos so you have super super dodos then breed your super super dodos then you have super super super dodos then breed your super super super dodos(I’m going to 30 or 20 I forgot the max mutation number) so you get super super super super dodos *later* then you get super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super super
when u see this , run! trust me it killed 26 of my lvl 3000 raptor and my 13 lvl 7674 giga the only way to kill it is to get 6 titanosaur 20 giga 3 quetzals each with a platform saddle and at least 6 cannons on each with at least 8383676774767 cannon balls each congrats you just killed a dodo that give you almost no exp