Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was hiding behind a rock because a sarco came onto my mini island I was settling on and fought my dodo I tamed for a walking refrigerator, I untamed him to stop hering him squawk in pain😩. After that I heard silence, nothing but my nameless dodo chilling, I left the rock to investigate, geuss what I found!? A SARCO CORPSE!THE BRAVE DODO KILLED A SARCO! I went to find him and retamed him. I leveled him up from all the EXP he got from the mind imploding fight he had with the huge man-eating crocodile. I then saw his strength. IT WAS 220!He only had 65 health! How did he survive!?!his name is now “Sam The Sarco Slayer”, how lucky was I to tame a STRENGTH 220 dodo that dodged all those hits!?!The world may never know my geuss is 1 in 0.
word meaning of “walking refrigerator”.
= I was saving him for dinner😰
P.S. good I didn’t eat him!
You search the bushes,
Your friend shushes.
You stop searching,
But it’s already watching.
You and your friend hide,
And much time has passed by.
Your friend runs, hoping he survives.
But as you watch, he slowly dies.
You scream in horror, but do it quietly.
But it’s to late, it stalks silently.
And then you see something,
Something that that’s cunning.
And something emerges,
On your arm it cutely perches.
But then you look at your arm,
And see all the harm.
Then your realize, it’s what killed your friend.
But it’s to late, it drags you to its den.