Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2024-04-16T23:08:01+00:00

Make sure to tame a bunch of dodos and max them out in the levels and upgrade melee and health when leveled up and then you can kill the annoying raptors that killed you and guarded your stuff when you first started.

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-18T18:26:12+00:00

Admit it, he was your first and strongest tame.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2022-11-13T17:05:11+00:00

If you encounter a dodo, you’re a skeleton by now.

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-24T09:35:13+00:00

Sooo when I was dreading them I got 7 eggs and 6 where twins and 1 egg had triplets

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2021-06-16T21:53:25+00:00

At first I hated these creatures

Then they added party hats

I probley cried for 2 hours because I felt bad for killing them

Now I have a army of dodo with hats

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2021-06-16T16:01:36+00:00

My dodo killed a lvl 27 bronto what should i do

Of course im joking my dodo hasnt killed a single thing.

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-03T19:24:17+00:00

So put a C4 on a dodo and then you got a suicide bomber

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2020-01-17T16:52:07+00:00

This is the strongest Dino/boss in the game, don’t let it fool you!🐓

score 8 · Answer 9 · 2020-01-11T16:15:41+00:00

Nearly killed my op lvl 150000000 giga with a lvl 1 dodo

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2024-12-13T17:31:49+00:00

Don't try redbull it doesn't work on em already tried

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2024-03-30T20:26:40+00:00

Be careful AVOUD at all times it can one shot a giga and you when you see one run bit be careful because they will chase you if you tame on you are the best player in ark😂😂😂😂😂😂

-Kally

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2024-03-21T04:13:05+00:00

Bruh this thing is a freaking bird that had crack and I promise you that

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2023-06-30T18:57:30+00:00

One ohio friday i saw a level one dodo carrying an super lasee cannon with infinite power in rise of kingdoms and one shot 10 titanos😭

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2022-01-15T19:57:56+00:00

The most fearsome dino alive be sure you never mess with them

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2022-01-15T04:53:31+00:00

I built this sanctuary for passive dinos and I got a bunch of dodos. And for some weird reason every single dodo went to the same place and it was right next to the wall that was protecting them from the dangers of the outside world they were just standing there I didn't know where they went until I looked atcsome foundations with furnaces and saw them

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2019-11-10T20:53:50+00:00

Don’t touch arks ultimate creature the DODO unless your taming it

score 10 · Answer 17 · 2018-05-31T16:01:21+00:00

What I attacked an enemy dodo I just went flying like super man

score 10 · Answer 18 · 2018-05-06T06:39:11+00:00

His name is Brian,

Oh what a bird.

Being bffs with a dodo

sounds absurd.

But he's quick and nimble

And loves his life

But be careful round Dinos

Or else he'll die...

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-12-08T17:08:02+00:00

Me:want to join me for dinner

Dodo:what are we having

Me:your dodo meat

Dodo:can my friend come

Me:sure

Dodo:let me introduce you to dodorex I mean Dodo

Me:hi

Dodorex:hi

Dodo:eat him

Game:you died to a lvl 150 dodorex

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2023-06-20T16:17:47+00:00

If you need protection on a 1000x fiber craft server this is what you should use, mass breed them and boom you have an army to rule a server.