Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
You search the bushes,
Your friend shushes.
You stop searching,
But it’s already watching.
You and your friend hide,
And much time has passed by.
Your friend runs, hoping he survives.
But as you watch, he slowly dies.
You scream in horror, but do it quietly.
But it’s to late, it stalks silently.
And then you see something,
Something that that’s cunning.
And something emerges,
On your arm it cutely perches.
But then you look at your arm,
And see all the harm.
Then your realize, it’s what killed your friend.
But it’s to late, it drags you to its den.
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