Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I was hiding behind a rock because a sarco came onto my mini island I was…

I was hiding behind a rock because a sarco came onto my mini island I was settling on and fought my dodo I tamed for a walking refrigerator, I untamed him to stop hering him squawk in pain😩. After that I heard silence, nothing but my nameless dodo chilling, I left the rock to investigate, geuss what I found!? A SARCO CORPSE!THE BRAVE DODO KILLED A SARCO! I went to find him and retamed him. I leveled him up from all the EXP he got from the mind imploding fight he had with the huge man-eating crocodile. I then saw his strength. IT WAS 220!He only had 65 health! How did he survive!?!his name is now “Sam The Sarco Slayer”, how lucky was I to tame a STRENGTH 220 dodo that dodged all those hits!?!The world may never know my geuss is 1 in 0.
word meaning of “walking refrigerator”.
= I was saving him for dinner😰
P.S. good I didn’t eat him!
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