Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Night Assasin as a newb
Me: Come back Mr. dodo I want to tame you. Oops I killed it. Bro how do I tame dinos?
Bro: Lol you’ve seen me tame try punching it next time
Me: Ok
(27 dodos later)
Me: I did it I tamed a dodo
(Six months later)
Dodo: So why The Night Assasin? Do you attack at night?
Me: No the Dark Assasin was already taken
Dodo: Oh ok sounds good to me. I’m being tamed by The Night Assassin to be her loyal companion.
Me: There all done. I here by name you Dum-Dum.
Dodo: Well that’s not the worst of names. Wait wait wait why the knife?
Me: Oh I’m afraid I have to kill you. I just needed the goal.
Dodo: I shall be remembered as her loyal companion for a second.
I’m a dodo,
If I could fly I’d fly solo,😔
I wish I had elbows..😔
I want tobacco to deepen my sorrows..
oh.., I need to strengthen my ego.
I get vertigo when you punch me (yea)
Don’t wanna be your lunchy..(nope)
Cause’ I’m sick of gettin’ munchied (uh huh)
Don’t touch me, no don’t judge me, I’m not crazy..
You make me hazy… when you punch me..