Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Night Assasin as a newb
Me: Come back Mr. dodo I want to tame you. Oops I killed it. Bro how do I tame dinos?
Bro: Lol you’ve seen me tame try punching it next time
Me: Ok
(27 dodos later)
Me: I did it I tamed a dodo
(Six months later)
Dodo: So why The Night Assasin? Do you attack at night?
Me: No the Dark Assasin was already taken
Dodo: Oh ok sounds good to me. I’m being tamed by The Night Assassin to be her loyal companion.
Me: There all done. I here by name you Dum-Dum.
Dodo: Well that’s not the worst of names. Wait wait wait why the knife?
Me: Oh I’m afraid I have to kill you. I just needed the goal.
Dodo: I shall be remembered as her loyal companion for a second.