Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Night Assasin as a newb
Me: Come back Mr. dodo I want to tame you. Oops I killed it. Bro how do I tame dinos?
Bro: Lol youβve seen me tame try punching it next time
Me: Ok
(27 dodos later)
Me: I did it I tamed a dodo
(Six months later)
Dodo: So why The Night Assasin? Do you attack at night?
Me: No the Dark Assasin was already taken
Dodo: Oh ok sounds good to me. Iβm being tamed by The Night Assassin to be her loyal companion.
Me: There all done. I here by name you Dum-Dum.
Dodo: Well thatβs not the worst of names. Wait wait wait why the knife?
Me: Oh Iβm afraid I have to kill you. I just needed the goal.
Dodo: I shall be remembered as her loyal companion for a second.
More Dodo Funny Tips
We have a dodo named after one of our buddies who refuses to get ARK. It is a ritual to punch him everyday on our way out of the base.
I have played 200 hours of ark and I have never fought a more feirce and terrifying animal do not engage with these rabid monsters
SHOULD I BREED MAX LEVEL DODOS AND FIGHT THE GAMMA MEGAPITHECUS WITH THEM????
These are the most dominant species on ark they will devastate anything in their path. Be weary when engaging such a beast.
I canβt believe how nerfed he got. Used to be able to one shot dinos. Nope! Now it is just a bird.
Uh...guys? I have a lvl 2 alpha dodo outside my base
Any tips?
Its getting closer...
Pick it up
Then toss it up
Make sure your aim is true
Dodo basket ball
Papyrus: SAAAANS! I HAVE SNORTED A SUITCASE FULL OF COKE, AND IN STARTING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS! *distorted nyeh-heh-hehs*
Sans: i snorted a suitcase full of Pepsi
High Papyrus: *stares in cocaine*
Endgame Dino. I highly suggest taming with a tribe itβs melee is very strong and has a high range. If u manage to somehow get one you can destroy the alpha tribe with ease. Goodluck though.
IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...