Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m a dodo,
If I could fly I’d fly solo,😔
I wish I had elbows..😔
I want tobacco to deepen my sorrows..
oh.., I need to strengthen my ego.
I get vertigo when you punch me (yea)
Don’t wanna be your lunchy..(nope)
Cause’ I’m sick of gettin’ munchied (uh huh)
Don’t touch me, no don’t judge me, I’m not crazy..
You make me hazy… when you punch me..
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