Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
These demonic entities emerged at the dawn of time baring a single motive. To unleash pain, destruction, and death upon the universe. Beware of these evil creatures, they will kill your giga simply by pecking its toe! They will destroy your entire base, by merely bumping into and wall. If one were to reach lvl 10, it would bear the power to sunder the world! Be wary my child, for the twilight of humanity is approaching swiftly.
I'VE BEN LIKEING THESE STOYS FOR LIKE 2 HOURS STRAIGHT BUT SILL THEY'RE IS SO MANY MORE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "my friend" calm down god!!!"
"ME" DO YOU WHAT TO BE LIKEING AT LEAST 10000 STOYS ABOUT DODOS!?!?"
"my friend" 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐........no......"
"Me" THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT SO SU----
"my friend" "covers my mouth" ok ok I get it
"ME" "BITES MY FRIEND'S HAND"
"MY friend " OWWWWWW!!!!!
"ME" DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!!!
"my friend" sorry sorry.
"ME" MHP...
"my friend" I'll get you McDonald's.
"ME" YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"MY FRIEND" ok come on.
"ME" COMEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you have ever ascended on the ark, then you know that you will be gifted with the holy dodo. This is the most powerful creature known to man. It will give you fertilised eggs from every creature and will gather an extortionate ammount of recourses from other tribes. One like equals one dodo to rule the ark
Beware of the dodo
For it is not a little nugget no
It will rise to avenge its fallen brothers
It will get you.. one way or another
It may have cute little calls
But will pin you with its claws
Beware the dodo
It rises against armies and destroy their souls
They have total control
Brew are the dodo
To keep your soul
taming guide:
things needed: 4 metal gateways, long neck with 3826 shocking darts, 874 extraordinary kibble, 5 large bear traps, 1464 narcotics and a lot of hope.
-lure dodo into trap
-shoot at dodo 3826 times
-once its knocked
-feed dodo 657 narcs to start off
-feed all kibble.
- it'll take about 67 hours to tame,only found in volcano
enjoy your dodo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Me: *logs in to my new single player world*
Dodo:OH NO ITS A PLAYER
what a psychopath unlike me would do: that looks like chicken
A few minutes later: *eats causally like nothing happened*
Me: looks like you gonna have a bad time
Me: *sends out a level infinity dodo*
Player: punches it and thinks it’s ez kill
Dodo:🔫