Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I played Ark for a bit, i would just tame a bunch of Dodos, name the males “Tae Kwon Dodos”, and the females “Melons”. If i only had one female left for whatever reason, she would be named “The Last Melon”! They all died when i went on an egg snatching trip. Welcome to the life of the Dodo Queen.
I hatched two mutated twins. Very pretty and adorable, anyways I stoped paying attention and heard the sweet screeching baby dodos screaming and looked down and I had murdered them with my axe. Long story short I cried about thirty minutes after turning my game off, rejoined and it didn’t save. Therefore my sweet dodos are still alive. As an egg.
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