Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I played Ark for a bit, i would just tame a bunch of Dodos, name the males “Tae Kwon Dodos”, and the females “Melons”. If i only had one female left for whatever reason, she would be named “The Last Melon”! They all died when i went on an egg snatching trip. Welcome to the life of the Dodo Queen.
I hatched two mutated twins. Very pretty and adorable, anyways I stoped paying attention and heard the sweet screeching baby dodos screaming and looked down and I had murdered them with my axe. Long story short I cried about thirty minutes after turning my game off, rejoined and it didn’t save. Therefore my sweet dodos are still alive. As an egg.
i knock them out with one tranq arrow. You can also just ounch them. Then out berries in their inventory. I made a zoo with them. They provide eggs. I like that they are loud. The zoo is a huge thatch structure filled with them. Make sure you fill a feeding bin with berries for them.
These demonic entities emerged at the dawn of time baring a single motive. To unleash pain, destruction, and death upon the universe. Beware of these evil creatures, they will kill your giga simply by pecking its toe! They will destroy your entire base, by merely bumping into and wall. If one were to reach lvl 10, it would bear the power to sunder the world! Be wary my child, for the twilight of humanity is approaching swiftly.