
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
If you have ever ascended on the ark, then you know that you will be gifted with the holy dodo. This is the most powerful creature known to man. It will give you fertilised eggs from every creature and will gather an extortionate ammount of recourses from other tribes. One like equals one dodo to rule the ark
I used to part of the biggest alpha tribe ever. We essentially dominated the server and everyone had TEK. Some guy, i dont know who, lured a dodo to us. It destroyed everything. We went from TEK to thatch, and we lost everything. The majority of the tribe quit after that, we barely had anything left. I post this here as a warning to all tribes: If a dodo is lured to you, There is no hope. Better send out a expendable to try and lure it somewhere else, because these are the most rabid and aggressive creatures ever. Do not engage in combat with any of them, no matter the level. I myself summoned one with commands and it was able to fight and kill the ice titan, and the only thing i have ever seen defeat one at level 1 is the alpha king titan. Any dodo above level 60, you have no hope against it.
taming guide:
things needed: 4 metal gateways, long neck with 3826 shocking darts, 874 extraordinary kibble, 5 large bear traps, 1464 narcotics and a lot of hope.
-lure dodo into trap
-shoot at dodo 3826 times
-once its knocked
-feed dodo 657 narcs to start off
-feed all kibble.
- it'll take about 67 hours to tame,only found in volcano
enjoy your dodo( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)