Let me tell ya a story younglings I once had three of these then one day oh no here comes a raptor thing -y! One bite and I got nackered and went to sleep woke up I had only two dodos and a dead body of the raptor,

boy I want all the dodos now!

When I played Ark for a bit, i would just tame a bunch of Dodos, name the males “Tae Kwon Dodos”, and the females “Melons”. If i only had one female left for whatever reason, she would be named “The Last Melon”! They all died when i went on an egg snatching trip. Welcome to the life of the Dodo Queen.

To this little guy you will need: 999 gigas, 999 charchas, 10000 rexes, 5000 yutys, a 999 by 999 tek trap, and of course 50 tek phase pistols stuffed in 10 players to kill the dodo, hope this helped 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me and my friend had a dodo army and they killed a Rex💀

damn, what the hell happened. I looked at a level 345 dodo and my game crashed💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

what the hell is going on?

I hatched two mutated twins. Very pretty and adorable, anyways I stoped paying attention and heard the sweet screeching baby dodos screaming and looked down and I had murdered them with my axe. Long story short I cried about thirty minutes after turning my game off, rejoined and it didn’t save. Therefore my sweet dodos are still alive. As an egg.

Some names for dodos

DESTROYER OF ARKS!!!

Discount titanosaur

Giga from wish

Sacrifice (if you know you know)

Prehistoric seagull (or any other bird)

Bob

Jeff

Alpha dodo BEWARE!!!

When engaging this monstrosity, you must bring hundreds of narcotics and tranq arrows. Be careful, for this beast has a second and very dangerous attack, to run in fear and poop in your face.

Sir cringe a lot

Hahahahahhahahahah

I ever put 'Enable Wandering' and all my Dodos escaped when I opened the Dodo house. Such a funny moment. It was hard capturing them to put them back home.

My dodo just killed a defense unit (extinction). It’s name, God of Ark

Too strong if u ask me they need huge nerf these things take out gigas!

The evaluation of a dodo

1.DODO

2.TEROR BIRD

3.TICKEL CHICKEN

SORRY IF I SPELLED ANYTHING WRONG

My admin-spawned dodo one-shotted all 4 island bosses

If you have ever ascended on the ark, then you know that you will be gifted with the holy dodo. This is the most powerful creature known to man. It will give you fertilised eggs from every creature and will gather an extortionate ammount of recourses from other tribes. One like equals one dodo to rule the ark

Tame a bunch of max levels on your server then get as much melee and health as possible a pack of 1000 of these can easily kill a Rex

DO NOT TOUCH UNLESS U HAVE UR OWN DODO OR SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY CAN MATCH ITS STRENGTH LIKE A LYSTRO OR ACHINA U COULD USE A COMPY BUT IS RISKY SENSE DODO CAN USAULY EZ KILL COMPY

Tame them. Breed them over and over. Get a bigger dodo.

And that my fellows.is how you can ride a dodo.

‘I lOvE dOdOs’

That same guy later:

‘Die stupid bird!’

Your Tribemate Max was killed by a level 90 Dodo

‘I hate this game’

Unfortunately you can not invite Max as he has uninstalled the game

*me rolling my eyes in the corner

EJR

I'VE BEN LIKEING THESE STOYS FOR LIKE 2 HOURS STRAIGHT BUT SILL THEY'RE IS SO MANY MORE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "my friend" calm down god!!!"

"ME" DO YOU WHAT TO BE LIKEING AT LEAST 10000 STOYS ABOUT DODOS!?!?"

"my friend" 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐........no......"

"Me" THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT SO SU----

"my friend" "covers my mouth" ok ok I get it

"ME" "BITES MY FRIEND'S HAND"

"MY friend " OWWWWWW!!!!!

"ME" DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!!!

"my friend" sorry sorry.

"ME" MHP...

"my friend" I'll get you McDonald's.

"ME" YYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"MY FRIEND" ok come on.

"ME" COMEING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!