Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I have a throne for my dodo that is protected by turrets! If you kill the dodo you get epic mastercraft stuff. Don’t attempt cause I have hidden things like shadow manes and invisible wyverns and yutys around my base! (Invisible wyverns cause showdown manes can cloak other stuff)
You have captured a wild dodo!
Attacks:
- Peck (999999999 dmg)
Evolutions:
Dodo-> Terror bird-> Therizinosaurus
Decription:
ARK: SE's strongest creature known as the "Dodo" is humiliated by Giganotosauruses, Spinosauruses, Rexes, Mosasauruses,etc for its speed and scared temparent. But the "Dodo" Finally decided to wipe out their temparent and become aggressive against the aggressors.
I was breeding my dodos to make a super soldier.
The egg was taking forever to hatch so I whent to get berries to prepare for the baby shower.
However, when I got back to my base, I found three baby’s dead on the floor.
Apparently the egg hatched in the triplets, and they all died from hunger while I was gone.😭
I even came up with names for them,
Up for a rest in peace for Dede, Debby, and Dildo.
I tamed for my frist tame and right away i was the most powerful in the whole server i killed the top tribe and i then tamed more dodos and i was the most powerful in THE WHOLE ARK be cearful of me and THE DODO
Server dude was just killed by hes own dodo
ME he has gone Rogue
My tribe RUN!!!!!!
—the dude—