Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
I met a dodo once. It was lvl 50. I saw its egg. Took the egg. The dodo chased…

I met a dodo once. It was lvl 50. I saw its egg. Took the egg. The dodo chased me for ages. Finally made it back to base. Dodo was still followin me. So I beat it with my puny lvl 16 fists. The dodo ran off and...then a FRIGGIN OVIRAPTOR STOLE THE EGG! And I saw a dodo of a lower lvl tamed it then got bored of it and yeeted it off teh cliff I live on. And kept the second dodo egg I got safe till I was indoors. This could of been any creatures egg I stole but it had to be a DODO!
Updoot plz and stay hydrated.
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I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...