I was breeding my dodos to make a super soldier.

The egg was taking forever to hatch so I whent to get berries to prepare for the baby shower.

However, when I got back to my base, I found three baby’s dead on the floor.

Apparently the egg hatched in the triplets, and they all died from hunger while I was gone.😭

I even came up with names for them,

Up for a rest in peace for Dede, Debby, and Dildo.