Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Giga and rex: we will destroy anything in our path!!
Dodo:is now online
Giga and Rex: ha we gonna eat him
Dodo:turns into to alpha dodorex and reduces them to atoms
Their atoms:merge
Gigarex:rises
Gigarex we will destroy everything!! Including you dodorex!!
Dodorex:nah I'd win turns them into KFC and eats it like a king
Dodo wyvern:hey man can I have some?
Dodorex:sure
Gigarex dead: why was I so stupid
TOTAL EMERGENCE: alpha level dodo (level dodo, highest level in ark, only dodos acces this level) spotted at less than 500 km from my base, and my best tame is a 150 giga, that cannot be compared to a lvl 1 dodo, and this is an alpha (lvl dodo), it is getting closer, PLEASE HELP