Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
:Me: Look on YouTube because I really don’t care to tell you right now
:Me: Whatever go away now
:you: okay or NO YOU IDIOT
:my mom: you are to lazy
:Me: no one cares mom
:pets: (silence)
:pets: (crickets in the background)
:you: fine I’ll go look on YouTube or NO NOW TELL ME NOW OR ELSE!
:Me: OMG STOP or Ty now go away already your being so ANNOYING
How to tame a dodo: bring all your lvl 150+ tames (especially giga, wyvern, Griffins, all the strong and hard to get creatures), bring 7 tribes, all above lvl 300, bring your rarest and hard to get artifacts. Line them all up, they will act as offerings. Shot the dodo with tranqs and feed artifacts.
Legit time y’all I found s max level dodo I noket it out and made it level 12035 then I took it home on my way there I came fase to tase with alpha Rex it esely 1shot me I was scared for my new dodo I got my giga and went back for revenge but wen I got there nothing was there but my lil dodo with the alpha rexses remains in its inventory then I thot to my self hu needs crappy old gigas wen u have dese bad boys