Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
:Me: Look on YouTube because I really don’t care to tell you right now
:Me: Whatever go away now
:you: okay or NO YOU IDIOT
:my mom: you are to lazy
:Me: no one cares mom
:pets: (silence)
:pets: (crickets in the background)
:you: fine I’ll go look on YouTube or NO NOW TELL ME NOW OR ELSE!
:Me: OMG STOP or Ty now go away already your being so ANNOYING
How to tame a dodo: bring all your lvl 150+ tames (especially giga, wyvern, Griffins, all the strong and hard to get creatures), bring 7 tribes, all above lvl 300, bring your rarest and hard to get artifacts. Line them all up, they will act as offerings. Shot the dodo with tranqs and feed artifacts.
Me starting from the beginning just for fun: *sees dodo*
Brain: beat the everlasting shit out of him
Me: why
Brain: u gotta
Me: for what
Brain: the hide it’s always a problem anyways
Me:I’m not that far in yet
Brain: ok FINE
SHORTLY AFTER
Me: ughhh I don’t have hide
Brain: you know what that means right
Me: yep
Me: TIME MURDER A DODOS FAMILY
MUCH MUCH LATER
Me: out of hide again
Brain: you know what that means right
Me:yep
Me: over the farm