Dodo

Extremely dangerous kill on site

Dodo: just minding his business raptor: sneaks to eat it

Mr Since 😭

He died on a carno

Something that might actually help you this is not really for a dodo but I’m joking get 7 million dodos if it’s even possible go into the water putthem on attack target probably take you a year just joking maybe maybe an hour force it onto a crock next minute you realize you messed up you better run all the dodo revolted now they’re all after you same with the crock but The crock and attacking the dodos what the heck😢

I’m on day 21 I think and yet I only got two dilophosauruses and one dodo and some weird stuff so I am on level 12 and I’m yeah I’m even scared to touch the water i’ve got one trophy which is a cock scan I never killed my daughter not my dildo I had a dildo died but on my first day excited to be in arc died almost 15 times or 100 dead me at night screaming into my pillow crying

Godzilla and Kong will die by a lvl 9999 dodo same thing with lvl 1 dodo

So if u are fighting somebody with a dodo and a rex spawns in and u have to bolas. Yeet the bolas at their legs and run

I got 20 dodos and they tried to take on a T-Rex but they all died so I run!

I thougt I could ride them...

Nope ist just a useless PET...

Warning this is the most dangerous species in ark it will violently bludgeon you until you are knocked out then it will drag you underwater so you die

They will kill you instantly and your giga

Me:finally a dodo!it’s a girl, I’m gonna get eggs!

My brain:what should I name her, my sister likes miraculous,

I’ll just name her duusuu

Me:I’ll name you duusuu!

My brain:Duusuu, spread my feathers!

Me:stop brain

My brain:Never!

-Eighthop

Had to kill 250 of these…. It was so traumatizing 😳

Dead dead dead dead and died so I kill

When you start off you can go one of two ways. Beating the game. Or making the biggest dodo army ever. As tempting as it is, try not to break the game with your dodos.

I just ate a dodos wife and im happy that i died to the husband

Extremely deadly 2nd to the coelenacanth, punch it and hells doors will open to reveal a demonic dodo, obliterating you in seconds, and ye don’t punch dodos unless u want to then go right ahead I’ll be standing back here, what go ahead… nothing holding u bak

The one with the beak

That will throw you off a peak

Hes ganna make you shake

And drown you in a lake

Hes gotten himself rich

Its ganna make you twitch

He turns the river red

It's a matter before your dead

Hes not so dumb

Hes ganna make you numb

He thinks this is fun

He is not close to done

Hes ganna take his wing

And make your ears ring

He wont let you scream

He has a lazer beam

Hes ganna use a bomb

And explode your mom

Murderous dodo song -kiraXwolf

Me: *Tamed ever dodo I see*

Dodos: …

*Me kills ever dodo I see*

Play dodo doh dodo dodo