What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: *Tamed ever dodo I see*
Dodos: …
*Me kills ever dodo I see*
Play dodo doh dodo dodo
This creature is ALWAYS and I mean ALWAYS my starter pet.
me: finds dodo dodo: am gonna ruin this guys whole career
So I have a level 50 that I only leveled Melee on and it has 400 melee
Odds are lame do not take give me a giga give me the fame
(I LOVE DODOS ❤️)
Subscribe to dhar dogs but better
Watch out a lvl 1 Dodo beast has appeared! Mew two I choose you! Use Psystrike! 0- dodo use peck!
1B- Mew two fainted! i pick….RUNNN!!! Dodo calls out his army!! Oh no…
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THIS LITTLE SHIT, IT CAN JUST DESTROY WHOLE ARK MAP IN ONE HIT IF PROVOKED
It waits when you try to kill it and get it to lil health THAN BAM YO ONE SHOT DEAD and you wont know what hit you
It's literally a walking meat sack for bobs.
this is the new boss even stronger than king titandodo but usfull
1 like = one less dodo dying of dodo abuse( its a serious thing)
Too over powered, no one can stand a chance against it
These things will die in 5 seconds against something BUT MY GOD are they cute
dodo’s have different colors. if i see a pink one i think that a woman but it was a boy 😂
If Your getting chased by a raptor or any meat eater simply throw your dodo at the carnivore and your free to run 😉
How to kill
1.Breed a Giga army
2.tame all 3 titans(Ice,Forest,Desert)
3.Tame a Lvl 69 Cnidaria(You can’t)
4.Breed a Shadow mane army
5.Tame a Yutyrannus and a few bacon
6.all that hard work for nothing
Mara my have all must die and may and cat
I wish they can actually move
Dum thing