Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
:Me: Look on YouTube because I really don’t care to tell you right now…

:Me: Look on YouTube because I really don’t care to tell you right now
:Me: Whatever go away now
:you: okay or NO YOU IDIOT
:my mom: you are to lazy
:Me: no one cares mom
:pets: (silence)
:pets: (crickets in the background)
:you: fine I’ll go look on YouTube or NO NOW TELL ME NOW OR ELSE!
:Me: OMG STOP or Ty now go away already your being so ANNOYING
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IF IT SEE IT...RUN!!!!
I had just woken on a strange island to see this feathered creature staring at me. It had this puppy dog look in it's eyes as if asking me for help so I fed it a berry. That's when the gates of hell swung open and the devil sprung forth his army! They sprung forth from the nearby shrubs like a tidal wave. It was utter chaos: feathers were flying everywhere as if a tornado had ripped through a chicken farm. And the pecking! Oh god the pecking! Everything went black. When I woke again, I was laying next to a bloody mound of something resembling...a person? And sitting right next to it, was that same little bird quizzically staring at me. When it realized I was awake, it squawked and threw up it's wings. And then, an ungodly sound emanated from behind a nearby bush...