Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -3 · Answer 1 · 2020-01-20T02:19:32+00:00

Make a dodo arena and fight them to the death

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2019-12-28T14:59:19+00:00

Dodos are vary end game just like crab

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score -3 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-13T02:07:20+00:00

Name them samara❤️❤️❤️🌹🌹🌹🦜🦜🦜

score -3 · Answer 4 · 2019-11-25T15:28:51+00:00

Dodo: this overpowered creature would destroy any dino, even a giga with one bite.

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2019-11-09T15:40:03+00:00

Harold the Dodo saw a raptor. He greeted the raptor with a smile (if dodos actually have the ability to smile). The raptor greeted back, in a much, much more violent way...

He called him fat.

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2019-07-21T13:29:25+00:00

Legit time y’all I found s max level dodo I noket it out and made it level 12035 then I took it home on my way there I came fase to tase with alpha Rex it esely 1shot me I was scared for my new dodo I got my giga and went back for revenge but wen I got there nothing was there but my lil dodo with the alpha rexses remains in its inventory then I thot to my self hu needs crappy old gigas wen u have dese bad boys

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-23T18:57:40+00:00

Try and get this to 100000000000 ups

score -3 · Answer 8 · 2020-05-28T19:21:37+00:00

It’s hard to breath, but that’s alright, hush

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2020-05-22T16:58:21+00:00

The only beast on ARK who thinks they can take on a Rex. Hence the name.

score -3 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-21T18:09:06+00:00

Only the bravest can face these,even a giga cant stop these carnivorous beasts! But seriously a great starter to make kibble to tame your ordinary dilos and paras:)

score -3 · Answer 11 · 2020-04-25T21:43:48+00:00

Poooooopooooooooopooooooooopooooooop I love poooooo just EAt POooOoOooooooooo

score -3 · Answer 12 · 2020-03-23T15:40:42+00:00

Be very carefull when aprocheing theas beasts they will 1 shot u in riot and fck ur corps

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2020-03-10T10:41:19+00:00

Me starting from the beginning just for fun: *sees dodo*

Brain: beat the everlasting shit out of him

Me: why

Brain: u gotta

Me: for what

Brain: the hide it’s always a problem anyways

Me:I’m not that far in yet

Brain: ok FINE

SHORTLY AFTER

Me: ughhh I don’t have hide

Brain: you know what that means right

Me: yep

Me: TIME MURDER A DODOS FAMILY

MUCH MUCH LATER

Me: out of hide again

Brain: you know what that means right

Me:yep

Me: over the farm

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2017-08-25T12:34:28+00:00

Ultimate killing machine. Most powerful in ark, easy kill on a giga

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-08-16T09:07:37+00:00

I'm tha biggest bird I'm tha biggest bird.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2023-08-07T15:51:47+00:00

Stop kill dodo why Ark Players doing This.

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-23T19:53:52+00:00

I was picking up a dodo egg and one saw me and then attacked me. Then I said to the dodo Frick off. Then I killed it.

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2020-10-10T19:35:32+00:00

if u ever see a dodo run for your fricken life or u die ps dodo kil u and giga in one his sooooo beware

score -4 · Answer 19 · 2018-05-03T23:56:36+00:00

I found a way to get rid of dodo 's make a mc Donald's

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2018-03-30T13:54:37+00:00

Sniper target practice at least thats what I use them for