Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
I’m upset because I had a hidden room in my attic and I wanted to name the dodo Anne Frank but I can’t do it so it ruined my whole house because outside I had signs all over for an accurate holocaust museum and it was terrible so what I decided to do was throw toxic gas into my museum then take the body back out then burn it and I left the building as an eerie reminder of our past and every time I pass by a tear goes down my cheek
People will say 'oh it can take down imprinted gigas without a scratch' and stuff like that, but dodos are really useful. Put them on wander in pen with the opposite sex and it will give u eggs for food and kibble for taming pteranodons and ichthyosaurus (and mesopithicus, but who cares about them!) It can also be used as distractions from rexes and gigas, as they go for dinos first. Another way to use them is to strap explosives to them, and drop them into a base with aggressive on.they will go and attack the nearest person/dinosaur and you can blow them up. Hope this helps! :)