Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is the most dangerous creature in ark. To tame it you will need tek dino gates 500 Tranq darts and a bunch gigas to distract it and with all this it takes about five hours to tame. But you still need to worry about itโs stats it has super high melee damage that can one shot a giga it has mega stamina to top that off it has ultra health about 1 million health so itโs super hard to tame.
It could also take out a alpha king titan in 50 hits. I hope this helps you tame this beast. Good luck.
Put them in a cage and give them all Valentine's day chocolates and watch chaos
Mum thinks the dodorex is cute!?
Roses are red, violets are blue, i love dodos, and they can kill you!
This is a super strong dino that is super op it has super high melee Damage great hp and it can run across the map in seconds. If you tame this you can become the alpha tribe in less then 24 hours. But if you find this creature in the wild your going to die in seconds. Only the most skilled players in ark can tame this beast.
I like to use these things as basketballs and throw them off cliffs
Dodos be OP... deal with it. Try killing it and say bye to this world.
I took fifty gigas to kill this thing it is a monster approach with grenades
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Ooh a cute little baby dodo! ... average lvl110 was killed by a baby dodo lvl1
The dodo has many forms. Flying dodo(argy) raptor dodo(diynonocis) Rex dodo(dodo Rex) wyvern dodo(dodo wyvern) and anything els that is completely terrafeyin that has feathers
THIS THING KILLED A REX A SPINO AND TWO THERIZINOS AND 5 GIGAS AND DIED TO A MOSCHOPS
Be wary when you breed these begeners youโll need to make kibble or the baby dodo will kill you why Iโm saying this is Is cus dodos....are....o...p op vary op Iโm souprized if you had 2 youโre op
U know whatโs funny, dead dodo in anybodyโs world: OOF *ragdoll* in my world dodo be like: SCHREEEEEEETCH TO DA MOON BOOCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Dis is true
Lez say u pop on brutal
U see dodo and slap.
U realize it lvl 700
U be like. โoh f***โ
U die in one hit
U leave and delete world and be like: โf*** brutal not even creator could do dat.โ
In soviet Russia you kill dodo in every other country dodo kill you
Dodo Rex is the apx brid It Hass 1000000
Forcetamed reaper queen can kill dodos one shot apparently
Everyone. The "I can't believe how nerfed he got" post MUST stay at 999.
Kill them all!
You need to
Theyโre tasty