Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -2 · Answer 1 · 2020-12-07T20:37:31+00:00

This is a super strong dino that is super op it has super high melee Damage great hp and it can run across the map in seconds. If you tame this you can become the alpha tribe in less then 24 hours. But if you find this creature in the wild your going to die in seconds. Only the most skilled players in ark can tame this beast.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2020-12-07T03:36:38+00:00

I like to use these things as basketballs and throw them off cliffs

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-11-23T14:18:29+00:00

Dodos be OP... deal with it. Try killing it and say bye to this world.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-11-22T17:09:37+00:00

I took fifty gigas to kill this thing it is a monster approach with grenades

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-11-21T14:49:16+00:00

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score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-11-20T13:08:16+00:00

Ooh a cute little baby dodo! ... average lvl110 was killed by a baby dodo lvl1

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-11-19T12:58:30+00:00

The dodo has many forms. Flying dodo(argy) raptor dodo(diynonocis) Rex dodo(dodo Rex) wyvern dodo(dodo wyvern) and anything els that is completely terrafeyin that has feathers

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-19T06:50:15+00:00

THIS THING KILLED A REX A SPINO AND TWO THERIZINOS AND 5 GIGAS AND DIED TO A MOSCHOPS

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2020-11-16T22:57:31+00:00

Be wary when you breed these begeners you’ll need to make kibble or the baby dodo will kill you why I’m saying this is Is cus dodos....are....o...p op vary op I’m souprized if you had 2 you’re op

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-06T02:20:33+00:00

U know what’s funny, dead dodo in anybody’s world: OOF *ragdoll* in my world dodo be like: SCHREEEEEEETCH TO DA MOON BOOCHES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dis is true

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-06T02:07:24+00:00

Lez say u pop on brutal

U see dodo and slap.

U realize it lvl 700

U be like. “oh f***”

U die in one hit

U leave and delete world and be like: “f*** brutal not even creator could do dat.”

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-02T16:36:15+00:00

In soviet Russia you kill dodo in every other country dodo kill you

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-28T13:41:55+00:00

Dodo Rex is the apx brid It Hass 1000000

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-23T23:50:06+00:00

Forcetamed reaper queen can kill dodos one shot apparently

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-20T10:28:00+00:00

Everyone. The "I can't believe how nerfed he got" post MUST stay at 999.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-19T01:05:36+00:00

Kill them all!

You need to

They’re tasty

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-09-05T18:16:17+00:00

Hey, you should try KFD, it's way better than KFC.

(Kentucky Fried Dodo)

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-26T21:03:11+00:00

That isnt right.

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-02T04:47:42+00:00

My dodo bird is dumb and weird because she eats meats.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-27T04:56:39+00:00

So I tamed a dodo (female) she won’t lay any eggs so I tamed her a male one she still won’t lay egg now she have 9 males already but won’t lay egg