Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dodo? Funny dodo jokes submitted by ARK players.
All u need for basketball in ark is a dodo and two hatchframes on either side it is hilarious. Yeet.
This ferocious monster will kill all things in sight. To kill it you need: 10 spinosaurus, 8 wyverns, and 5 imprinted gigas.
Be wary of these devil's, earlier today I ko'd a 150 giga. And out of nowhere while I was just siting there making sure the gigs didn't wake up a beach noob came up to the giga with a dodo in his arms and set attack target, before I knew it I was staring at a giga with ruined taming effectiveness and wasted my kibble, I got kicked from the tribe. I write this as I'm sitting in my room tying a noose while singing Evolve. Dodos man....dodos
My friend is a puncher โyour has killed ur lvl9999dodoโI have trapped him he will not escape I give him no food or water he is dead now Iโm mauhahaing right now
If these where anymore stupid they would eat ur bombs!
Once I tamed one a really high lvl killed all โur bud killed ur lvl150 dodoโgd why!
Real Ark players see just hide.
Grad 666 stun arows 5 bats 127 automatic turrets and 50 teck weapons easy now
un-caunches
You think that the dodos are nothing, but the twist is the theri is itโs big brother or sister.the dodo Rex is itโs mama or daddy.
This is the most dangerous creature in ark. To tame it you will need tek dino gates 500 Tranq darts and a bunch gigas to distract it and with all this it takes about five hours to tame. But you still need to worry about itโs stats it has super high melee damage that can one shot a giga it has mega stamina to top that off it has ultra health about 1 million health so itโs super hard to tame.
It could also take out a alpha king titan in 50 hits. I hope this helps you tame this beast. Good luck.
Put them in a cage and give them all Valentine's day chocolates and watch chaos
Mum thinks the dodorex is cute!?
Roses are red, violets are blue, i love dodos, and they can kill you!
This is a super strong dino that is super op it has super high melee Damage great hp and it can run across the map in seconds. If you tame this you can become the alpha tribe in less then 24 hours. But if you find this creature in the wild your going to die in seconds. Only the most skilled players in ark can tame this beast.
I like to use these things as basketballs and throw them off cliffs
Dodos be OP... deal with it. Try killing it and say bye to this world.
I took fifty gigas to kill this thing it is a monster approach with grenades
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Ooh a cute little baby dodo! ... average lvl110 was killed by a baby dodo lvl1
The dodo has many forms. Flying dodo(argy) raptor dodo(diynonocis) Rex dodo(dodo Rex) wyvern dodo(dodo wyvern) and anything els that is completely terrafeyin that has feathers