Usually how our adventure planning with my friends go:

Friend 1: planner

Me: supplier

Friend 2: third wheel, i guess (not there 90% of the time)

Friend 1: alright, so we need a new argy right now, let-

Me: are you f(augh)ing stupid??? We just got back from a crystal run, cheesus Christ…

Friend 1: alright, we’ll get some time this time alright?

Me: dude… do you see a pattern? You plan, I get cut on a deadline, we have to extend mission time, get jumped, and come back trading one thing for another, last time it was your argy for crystal.

Friend 1: I promise it won’t happen again, alright?

Me: alrriiight…

45 minutes later: alright we’re going now (friend 1)

Me: alright (not realizing we have surplus food but it’s too late)

*2 ingame ark days later*

Oh shoot, I’m running out of food, do you have any? (Friend 1)

Me: i have one left, and I have enough food, here let’s land, I’ll give you it

*scouting* friend 1: hey I see a beehive, should we break it?

Me: sure, what could go wrong

10 minutes later

[Your lvl 63 Agent Trivia (Argentavis) was killed!]

Me: *sigh* knew it

Friend: welp, time to stay in the redwoods

Then it became 15 minutes at Redwoods

*waiting for the bird to tame*

Friend 1: what evil creatures… they turned Trivia the opposite gender!

Me: *not having it* yeah sure, can you like, make sure we don’t die?

Friend: alright, fine

20 minutes later…

*flying back with Agent Travis (friends argy)*

Me: so, how’d it gooo?

Friend: not well, at lease we got gender-swapped Trivia back

*we all got home starving, loss of one flyer (saddle lost) and shooken*

P.S, that was the first time trivia got “captured” He lost his 3 times before I did

Just so you know we don’t use normal cooked meat we used custom recipes, ours named: MRE, Recipe: 50 stim, tinto, azul, amar and mejo. Just do it, it’s worth