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What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
I used too love dires but guess what? I found a high level arthropleura and i was like oooh pretty cool imma tame this thing but… MY STUPID DIREWOLF ATTACKED IT FOR NO REASON So imma just kill my dire :) i love arthropleura its my fav carboniferous creature but now i hate dires so imma kill every one i see :) AND U CANT STOP ME >:D
DIREWOLF’S ARE SO DIFFERENT IN THE OLDER VERSION IS STUPID THEY LOOK STUPID JUST FLAT OUT STUPID NOT LIKE THE NEWER VERSION THEY LOOK SO CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE okay that’s a lot of texting right there right now 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳