Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -3 · Answer 1 · 2020-05-24T00:31:21+00:00

I tamed a male and a female and breed them.. and when the pup was born my male killed it- 😭😭

score -3 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-18T20:58:42+00:00

I wish there were garage doors because me and my friend needed to store a dire wolf and anky please add garages in mobile to buy and add double doors to mobile think Friend: beep beep beep Me how did you get your dire wolf to beep? Friend my power level is 2m you will not understand funny right?

score -3 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-18T19:17:26+00:00

I tried to bola my dog in real life and knock it out with tranq arrows but he wouldn’t let me 😔 i ended up being the one in the bola, you know what happens next 😑

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-03T20:30:24+00:00

What do you call a wolf that cries?

A Howler.

score -3 · Answer 5 · 2021-09-02T21:59:34+00:00

Guys this was my first time breeding anything I had twin fire wolfs huge mistake I have been working non stop one is named drew and the other one Jacob I did not even notice Jacob he was on ten help when I found him hidden under his mom and drew want raptor kibble I have no way of providing that welp drew good luck bud

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2021-08-22T16:20:07+00:00

Me:*tames dodo*

Dire wolf:*ends dodo*

Me:*rides my rex*

Dire wolf:OH (bleep)

Rex:*dances bc lvl up*

Me:*cages dire wolf*

Dire wolf:runs into spike wall and dies*

Me:👏👏

score -3 · Answer 7 · 2021-06-11T14:12:31+00:00

Our tribe breeds our strongest wolves together and nothing else

So we are breeding our wolf’s daughter with her father

score -4 · Answer 8 · 2018-11-09T06:31:03+00:00

What do you call a loin and a tiger lion tiger

score -3 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-07T01:54:34+00:00

Can I get an r for my FrostBite go to stories to hear his story. 😢

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2019-04-09T22:01:14+00:00

Get a red one then name it Clifford the red frickin overpowered dog.

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2024-05-13T07:08:05+00:00

Wiener dog wiener dog how did you get so long Weiner dog Weiner dog it's you that I adore

score -4 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-14T00:29:39+00:00

OMG LYCANROCK HOW DID YOU GET HERE???🤯

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-02T14:22:47+00:00

A pack of wolves are in front of you

Panik

You aren’t playing ark

Kalm

YOU ARENT PLAYING ARK.

P A N I K

score -4 · Answer 14 · 2020-06-20T20:30:23+00:00

Me take a level 230 me before did you stupid alpha red at 150 me why my argh and direwolf me now tremble before me muhaha

score -4 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-27T06:07:53+00:00

I am in dire need of a wolf.....🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂hows your day.

score -5 · Answer 16 · 2018-04-24T00:19:21+00:00

I chose this wolf cause it a dog

And my little cousin plays thus game

score -4 · Answer 17 · 2021-02-23T11:13:06+00:00

Yea dire wolves are cool and all but dodos are superior

score -4 · Answer 18 · 2021-06-18T22:39:35+00:00

I give most of them dirt naps wolves are dicks

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2023-05-07T03:49:01+00:00

Yo bro why is it empty 😂😂😂😂😂😂

score -4 · Answer 20 · 2021-09-02T21:27:04+00:00

normal people in ark that don’t have admin it’s so hard to tame this admin players be like so easy today I just got 15 easy ez ez ez ez