What are some funny jokes or stories about the direwolf? Funny direwolf jokes submitted by ARK players.
So i was taming a wolf me and my argy were offline then the DIRE WOLF woke up and tried eat me and my argy i came back i was on the BRINK OF DEATH and my argy was TOO we had no other choice than kill it it was lvl 450 and my argy was 450 too
Dire. Wolf: Hello
Me: OH NO DIRE WOLF (trys knock out)
Dire wolf: your MURDER (kills)
Me: your DemoN WolF (breathes well i respawn no need worry
Later: MY STUFF COME ON GIGA LETS GET REVENGE (takes 10 gigas out to get revenge instead)