A pup’s quest part 7:

Hans, Arthur, Yi Chen, Boris and Miroslav, with their soldiers, all were marching into the frozen tundra of the north. Of course, with some beer in their systems they had some army music.

We′ll follow the old man wherever he wants to go

As long as he wants to go

Opposite to the foe

We'll stay with the old man wherever he wants to stay

As long he stays away from the battle′s fray

Because we love him

We love him

Especially when he keeps us on the ball

And we'll tell the kiddies we answer duties' call

With the grandest son of a soldier of them all

Attention!

Attention!

Gee, I wish I was back in the army

The army wasn′t really bad at all

Three meals a day

For which you didn′t pay

Uniforms for winter, spring and fall

There's a lot to be said for the army

The life without responsibility

A soldier out of luck was really never stuck

There′s always someone higher up where you can pass the buck

Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the army

Gee, I wish I was back in the army

The army was the place to find romance

Soldiers and WAC's

The WAC′s who dressed in slacks

Dancing cheek to cheek and pants to pants

There's a lot to be said for the army

The best of doctors watched you carefully

A dentist and a clerk

For weeks and weeks they′d work

They make a thousand dollar job and give it to a jerk

Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the army

Three meals a day for which you didn't pay-

Miroslav:Love that song. You know, I think I had too much beer, where do we live?

Hans:Oh Sch*iße I don’t actually know. Oh well.

Suddenly Winter popped out of Hans’s bag.

Winter:When can I see my mommy?

Miroslav:Would it make me a bad person if I cooked that thing?

Hans:Of course! Then we don’t make any money.

And they approached, зимний дворец, the winter palace.

Hans:Finally, relaxation.

Winter:I want my mommy!

Hans:WARUM GOTT WARUM!?

Sorry this chapter was mostly a song but that’s all I had as an idea

-Manticore