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What are some funny jokes or stories about the dire bear? Funny dire bear jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2018-08-15T19:34:42+00:00

You need a direct trap to trap a direct bear

I'm sry

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2026-01-15T01:46:25+00:00

There will be “dire” consequences if u guys keep telling bear jokes it is un“bear”Abel

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2025-01-14T08:08:04+00:00

Me: Can i pet dat dawg

Smart person: thats not a dog

Me: CAN I PET DAT DAWG

Smart person: thats a bear

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2024-03-10T00:08:50+00:00

Level up=queen wave

A hElp fUlL tiP sHoULd haVe a fEw MorE wOrdS

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2023-07-26T01:10:11+00:00

Best name when u catch a boy bear: Yogi bear. Then mate Yogi and a female and name it bo bo then get a picnic basket.

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2023-04-09T17:56:39+00:00

Welp, desmodus got a picture

I do not know what to say

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2022-01-12T00:50:32+00:00

Neon Gravestones try to call me. You mean you ran into a DireBear and it's about to kill you and when your dead your going to be buried with a neon gravestone?

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2021-08-03T05:34:05+00:00

The bear trap can’t fit in the bear trap

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2021-05-03T01:16:17+00:00

Let me get this strait a argentivis can pick up an igaunadon but not a dire bear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 - help me please

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-20T23:23:55+00:00

U question the words of the mighty jimmy!?!!??!?!!?!!??

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2021-02-23T14:50:59+00:00

Screw the unloved child. He walks up to your base and destroys like breaking how you can rip a worm in half

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2020-10-18T14:24:43+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree with communism.

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-28T22:40:56+00:00

Owww a bear trap all of a sudden I wake up to see a person

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2020-08-27T22:39:35+00:00

I named my brat Ber grills because im the idiot that i am

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-08T15:49:32+00:00

When the Direbear first came out, I searched long and hard for it on my single player world. I gave up and went to a server, not trying to search for it. I was strolling down the beach when I thought I saw a Phiomia, but when I went a little closer, it was him. It wasn't attacking, so I went up to touch it. It roared, and the next thing I knew, I was dead.

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2020-03-18T20:44:58+00:00

a bear a day keeps the boas away

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2020-02-04T14:34:05+00:00

150 killed my argy and my perfect tame pt, didn’t even get it tamed in the end cause it died to a low lvl spino when it koed. The entire redwoods biome is the bane of my existence.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2019-08-31T05:53:19+00:00

You saw a 150 bear outside, oh the situations are dire

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2019-12-26T18:31:20+00:00

Is there really no tips for this boi

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-11T13:42:56+00:00

Is this a bear or a beaver just look at it.