Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
When the Direbear first came out, I searched long and hard for it on my single player world. I gave up and went to a server, not trying to search for it. I was strolling down the beach when I thought I saw a Phiomia, but when I went a little closer, it was him. It wasn't attacking, so I went up to touch it. It roared, and the next thing I knew, I was dead.
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakageβ¦β¦ and he is hungry for honey π―
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
The pic looks like it crying.
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.