Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When the Direbear first came out, I searched long and hard for it on my single player world. I gave up and went to a server, not trying to search for it. I was strolling down the beach when I thought I saw a Phiomia, but when I went a little closer, it was him. It wasn't attacking, so I went up to touch it. It roared, and the next thing I knew, I was dead.
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnβt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ