Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
When the Direbear first came out, I searched long and hard for it on my single player world. I gave up and went to a server, not trying to search for it. I was strolling down the beach when I thought I saw a Phiomia, but when I went a little closer, it was him. It wasn't attacking, so I went up to touch it. It roared, and the next thing I knew, I was dead.
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong