You need a direct trap to trap a direct bear
Whoever tames this with normal berries is a beastly man
Its like a bear, only dire.
The pic looks like it crying.
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂