Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
These can take a large amount of meat. And I should know, Iโm the one who put it in.
More Direbear Funny Tips
IM ANGYYYY THAT HE ISNTTT INN TOP TEN BERRIE (Iโm a mobile player)
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about โDireโ are almost unโbearโable
Ok, Iโll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87โ.
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Me:โGUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEARโ
My friend:โits actally a dire bearโ
Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*
Me to friend:โwhat direbear? Hes freddyโ
Friend:โyou named it-โ
Me:ATTACK
*friend dies*
-dog
Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*
Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?