Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Well next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?
More Direbear Funny Tips
Me: Can i pet dat dawg
Smart person: thats not a dog
Me: CAN I PET DAT DAWG
Smart person: thats a bear
Its like a bear, only dire.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87β.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names