Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
Wherever I wander, wherever I roam
I couldn't be fonder of my big home
The bees are buzzin' in the tree
To make some honey just for me
When you look under the rocks and plants
And take a glance at the fancy ants
Then maybe try a few
The bare necessities of life will come to you
They'll come to you!
Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That's why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life
Now when you pick a pawpaw
Or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw
Well next time beware
Don't pick the prickly pear by the paw
When you pick a pear
Try to use the claw
But you don't need to use the claw
When you pick a pear of the big pawpaw
Have I given you a clue?
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
Like a cute cuddly teddy bear if cute cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
Oh my its grandma run for your life
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
So a film called cocain bear came out recently...