Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
There's a rumbley in his tumbley
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
My dire bear 1 shoted a lvl 30 pt 200 damage per hit
How does my direbear lvl 19 have less health than my lvl 9 Purlovia
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87β.
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*
Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?
Me:βGUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEARβ
My friend:βits actally a dire bearβ
Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*
Me to friend:βwhat direbear? Hes freddyβ
Friend:βyou named it-β
Me:ATTACK
*friend dies*
-dog