IM ANGYYYY THAT HE ISNTTT INN TOP TEN BERRIE (I’m a mobile player)

Its like a bear, only dire.

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87’.

feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet

Me:”GUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEAR”

My friend:”its actally a dire bear”

Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*

Me to friend:”what direbear? Hes freddy”

Friend:”you named it-“

Me:ATTACK

*friend dies*

-dog

Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*

Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?