Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Brother looks like he's LOCKED IN (or really hungry)
But I posted this here mainly cuz to tell you the the lock in meme song is Heartburn by Tenseoh
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
My dire bear 1 shoted a lvl 30 pt 200 damage per hit
How does my direbear lvl 19 have less health than my lvl 9 Purlovia
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
dye it yellow, name it fredbear, make it agressive, set it on wandering. now you have just committed bite of 87β.
Me: *sees a dude kill a player with a yellow bear*
Me: Was that the Bite of 87!?
Me:βGUYS I FOUND FREEDY FAZBEARβ
My friend:βits actally a dire bearβ
Me:*tames it and names it fredy fazbear*
Me to friend:βwhat direbear? Hes freddyβ
Friend:βyou named it-β
Me:ATTACK
*friend dies*
-dog