Real men punch this thing down at level 150 and then feeds it an assortment of…
Real men punch this thing down at level 150 and then feeds it an assortment of berries with narco berries mixed in
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
So I found 3 max level bears red and a green bear and named one Harbo and the other one gummybear
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ
The pic looks like it crying.