Its like a bear, only dire.

You.meh maybe I’ll find something in red woods

You.hey it Winnie the Pooh

Winniepooh. I eat you

All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able

Ok, I’ll leave........

Me: where are the terror bird?

Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

haha freddy fazbear haha fnaf look its fredbear oh looks like the birthday boy wants to give fredbear a big kiss 1..2..3

You saw a 250 right outside our base?

HOLD MY BEAR

BEHOLD,THE LEGENDARY, THE AMAZING, THE SUPERIOR…

paddington

When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

The pic looks like it crying.