To tame these take nothing but the bear necessities and you might bearly make it!

Its like a bear, only dire.

You guys are in dire need of new jokes.

Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?😂

I just bearly made it! get it... oh ok... I will leave now...

Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms

So I’m walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is I’ll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)

HOLY $#!T I was wrong

If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surprise🎶🎶
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will die🎶🎶

Me: (sees 2 of them). Also me: DONT MOVE. direbear: ( walks past me). Me: huh nevermind. Direbear: COME HERE BOIIIIIIIIII.

You saw a 250 right outside our base?


HOLD MY BEAR