me:seeing a direbear for the first time* hmm its just a teddy bear
direbear:come here lunch
me:oh sh$t i was wrong
Roar!! Im a bear! Ro- Giga roar: RRRRROOOOOAAAARRRRR
Its like a bear, only dire.
One guy on here said
“Punching it in the snout will make him run away”
I tried it…
Take take advice from the funny section
I did up his tip tho
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, what do you see?
Bear: I see a new playa lookin’ at mah. Imma eat ‘em up!
New Player, New Player, what do you see?
New Player: I see a…
Game: you were killed by Direbear lvl: 169
Bear: HAH! Dat was tasty.
The pic looks like it crying.
Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR