Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I built my house in the redwood so I can level up when I just made my house and got my pursuer and trike and stego I found a dire bear Lv150 I said wow I will tame that just hit them with bola so he don't move he didn't freeze and killed me with one mama slap and them my dinosaurs tried to kill him and u know what happened I said heck no good bey and I came back to my old house
More Direbear Funny Tips
If you get too close, youβll be in a dire situation.
Its like a bear, only dire.
Um guys? Is that Freddy Fazbear?
Hur hur hur Hur hur hur Hur hur hur hur
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Previete fellow Russian comrade if u get this to number one spot I will tame a bunch and only use them to survive the island no other tames and fight all the bosses with them and post it on my channel and u get to name them if there Russian names
Itβs Winnie the poo grown up but instead of crazing honey he now craves Speed.