Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
I built my house in the redwood so I can level up when I just made my house and got my pursuer and trike and stego I found a dire bear Lv150 I said wow I will tame that just hit them with bola so he don't move he didn't freeze and killed me with one mama slap and them my dinosaurs tried to kill him and u know what happened I said heck no good bey and I came back to my old house
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
Winnie the Pooh has been involved in a incident with a toxic waste leakageβ¦β¦ and he is hungry for honey π―
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
The pic looks like it crying.
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.