Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
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I built my house in the redwood so I can level up when I just made my house and got my pursuer and trike and stego I found a dire bear Lv150 I said wow I will tame that just hit them with bola so he don't move he didn't freeze and killed me with one mama slap and them my dinosaurs tried to kill him and u know what happened I said heck no good bey and I came back to my old house
More Direbear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
The pic looks like it crying.
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
Big beaver is very scary
Ruuuuuunnnnnn
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Itβs a giant weeny-the-Pooh. All you have to do is paint it yellow and red and then... BEHOLD!!! Weeny-The-Pooh on steroids!!!
Is it bad I want to paint one yellow and red and name it Winnie the Pooh?π
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong
So Iβm walking along the redwoods and I see one of these bad boys and I think to myself (it does look hostile. But in case if it is Iβll just run, no waaay can this fatty can catch me.)
HOLY $#!T I was wrong