Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I built my house in the redwood so I can level up when I just made my house and got my pursuer and trike and stego I found a dire bear Lv150 I said wow I will tame that just hit them with bola so he don't move he didn't freeze and killed me with one mama slap and them my dinosaurs tried to kill him and u know what happened I said heck no good bey and I came back to my old house
More Dire Bear Funny Tips
Its like a bear, only dire.
I bear trap doesnβt work on a bear wildcard wtf
All of the jokes about βDireβ are almost unβbearβable
Ok, Iβll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
When you go to tame these remember to take only the bear necessities . . .
feed it honey and call it pooh, friend forever just need piglet
Just don't meet it. Or else you will have a dire consequence.
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
If you go out in the woods today, your in for a big surpriseπΆπΆ
If you go out in the woods today, your parasaur will dieπΆπΆ