My bear killed me when it was tamed what do u mean
Me: truth or dare?
Me: ok for your dare we play a game called DIE OR BEAR!
Me: chooooooose noooooooooow!
Friend: b-b-bbb- bear
Me:they be the same 😈 oh and it’s not die or bear it’s DIRE BEAR BECAUSE THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE HAHAHAH😈😈😈😈😈
Its like a bear, only dire.
Just noticed the total time is longer than the actual total time because honeys faster than kibble it’s just what XD
Me: where are the terror bird?
Direbear: gone, reduced to atoms
The pic looks like it crying.
All of the jokes about “Dire” are almost un”bear”able
Ok, I’ll leave........
You saw a 250 right outside our base?
HOLD MY BEAR
You guys are in dire need of new jokes.
Roses are red, Direbears are rude. If you hear one roar, your probably screwed.