Diplo General: Ok, it looks like the humans are coming for us.

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Diplo General: Ok, it looks like the humans are coming for us. But I have a plan. When they approach, we nuzzle them.

Diplo Soldier: Sir, you're a genius.

-AnOversimplifiedFan

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