Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Worst creatures in ark seriously they do nothing more than pushing you it can't even deal a single damage don't recommend to tame it cuz if u feed him and ur lvl 1 the next time u feed you will have an army of gigas and u ascended and defeat every single boss in every ark and u unlock ascended tek things and you will have mjolnir and u will have ark ascended and ark 2 and your grandchildren will have kids for a useless prehistoric giraffe dealing no damage NOT RECOMMENDED except giving you prime meat and making kibble for allos
Dilpo:oh hello carno
Carno:mmmmmmm😋😋
Diplo:OH NO
Player:SAVE THE DIPLO*kills carno*
Diplo:thank you now to play with you*pushes player of the cliff*
Player:NOOOOO*dies then respawn and goes back with shotgun*
Player:IMA F**K YOU UP
Diplo;*NOOO I WAS TRYING TO PLA*dies*
Player:REVENGE YES*diplo becomes food for giganotosaurus