Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Wow that's one vicious bronto.and its passive tame.YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!aw man don't know what I done but bro be mad.just got YEETED across da Map to death island.i was only at the southern beaches.better than getting killed by a rex.im ALIVVVVVE!
More Diplodocus Funny Tips
Feed it once, go to the bathroom, grab a snack, watch your favorite movie, take a shower, have dinner with the family, tame a rex and then feed it again
Ms. Frizzle: Seatbelts, everyone!
Arnold: Please let this be a normal field trip!
Wanda: With the Friz?
All except Arnold: NO WAY!
Arnold: Awww!
Walkin' on the Cente. You're relaxed and feelin' Good! (Yeah!)
Next thing that you know, You're seein'..
Ms. Frizzle: (Running into ocean) WA-HA-HA-HOOO!!
A Tuseoteuthis in the neighborhood?
Surfin' On a plesio! Swingin' through the jungle!
Take a left at redwood forest. Take your second right past Lava island!
On The Magic Diplo!
Navigate a Swamp!
Climb on The Magic Diplo!
Spank an ammonite, too!
Wanda: Take that!
On Our Magic Diplo!
Raft a river of lava!
On The Magic Diplo!
Such a fine thing to do!
Whole Class: Wooooooooooaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
So strap your bones right to the seat.
Come on in and don't be shy.
Just to make your day complete,
You might get baked into a vegetable cake!
On The Magic Diplo!
Sit on the side, It's a wilder ride!
Come On!
RIDE ON THE MAGIC DIPLO!!!
Step 1: Build a school
Step 2: Tame one of these
Step 3: Name it School Bus
Step 4: Get your friends to be students
Friend: is that a bronto?
Me: no its a diplo
Friend: whats the difference
Me: it cant damage you
Friend: oh cool! *gets hit off cliff*
Dip: oh cool! A human! Ima snuggle it!
*snuggles human*
Dip: huh? Whereβd it go?
Human lvl 13 died from fall damage!
Dip: aww man! I never get to hug anybody! π
*sees another human*
Dip: ooooh another human!
Ima hug him!
Human lvl 13 died (again) from fall damage!
Nudge me like you do, nud-nud-nudge me like you do...
The Diplodocus is a dinosaur that most call βannoyingβ these curious animals have the intellect of a child and look for a playmate, unfortunately for some of these βDiplosβ they try to make friends with dangerous carnivores like the Tyrannosaurus Rex, yet when attacked, these naive animals think that whatever is trying to kill them, is playing with them. Some have tamed these animals to use as a βbus of sortsβ why? I have no idea.
The Bronto's retarded cousin. This dino doesn't inflect damage. It only knocks you back
They shoud make a ark movie it would be great becouse the trailers are already great
This huge guy doesn't know how to break thatch
SERIOUSLY
THATCH!