Oh boy he thicc as friggin bronto bootay

Poor mans bronto

I was randomly walking around your cliff and all of a sudden this Diplo thing came out of nowhere and push me off and my Lystro RIP thunder😓😓😓

This annoying Diplo is the reason I lost my Otter & Castoroide. I went to get metal and when I came back I see the Diplo pushing both of them off the cliff. I ran as fast as I could but before I got there he pushed them off and they died to two rock elementals in the water. Diplos are my enemies in this game.

My man thinks he's a giga following me around spanking my ass around. Your just a diplodocleeeus I say he says oh are you Ali A

Don't go up the mountain on south zone 1 they spawn up there

It will push and pressure you to tame a giga with bare hands... Or drugs...

Diplo eating food and drinking water near a fuzzy red with long nails that idk how to spell

Me who jump off a cliff to land on its back so the fuzzy rex won’t come after me still having to get to the other side of the swap

Diplo: Lemme help you with that! *yeets to the other side *

Diplo (again) Lemme help you more while you try to tame me!

IT CONTINUED TO THROW ME EVERYWHERE WHILE TRYING TO TAMMME

Ali a would be proud lol

He would cry he’d be so proud

Everybody gangsta till the diplo throws you off a cliff with your ascendant sword

Why are you reading this now

Cmon man go away

FINE ILL YEET YOU OFF THE CLIFF THEN!

Look at the Diplo it looks like a titanosaur's baby

WARNING! THEY LOOK LIKE BRONTOS, BUT YOU CAN TELL THEM APART BY LOOKING AT ITS NECK, BRONTOS IS TALLER...

Tames one, named her tiny, the mad lad immediately started attacking a therinosaurus solo.. what a legend. RIP tiny

The best way to escape raptors and be a bird

Its sooo annoying how they hit you and fly you against the ground! But I was lucky A tea Rex came out of no where and was going to attack me and out of nowhere my bro way like let me take care of this 😎 and it hit me far away and killed the t-rex with 4 hits! And then.. he came back to me and start hitting me again.. 🙃. But it was worth it.

My dumb ass took these into the megapithicus fight not knowing they don’t do damage and lost the fight

Don't take the Diplodocus on you house he will make you lot chaos you owner dino

Just got knocked out by troodons as soon I tamed this thing 1 l!ke = 1 prayer

Diplo:Let’s play tag!/Me:Sure!/Diplo:TAG!/Me:(falls of cliff)AHHHHHH!/Me:Dies/Diplo:Mmmmmm Good >:)

It was funny when I accidentally yeeted off volcano full speed with one of these...game lagged and I missed the turn to go downhill....went right off the edge... imagine my shock when I get to the bottom and take no fall damage 😲 every since I've been using these as cliff jumpers 🤣

Did you know you just wasted some of your time reading this. I know you left halfway but came back hehehhe.