He runs like a snail I easly killed him

My first tame I KNOCKED IT OUT WITH DARTS HOW??? I was still happy named it magic

Diplo"u think why u gonna do down there "@#_@! Fly away me*RIP*

Me: *peacefully riding my raptor in the woods*

Diplo: OH HELL NAH

[pushes us off a cliff, killing my raptor]

Brontosaurus with autism

What I hate is that the dossier says they never fight back and trust humans so much they’ll never fight back, EVER!!! But then if I do much as get close to the damn thing, it turns around and oneshots me. This was how I lost my first longneck rifle. Seriously, this isn’t even the first time the dossier has lied to us either, if you don’t believe me, go on Wikipedia and look it up!!

Who would tame this trash...it's literally a worse, defenseless bronto. "But it can carry eleven people" some say...JUST STICK A PLATFORM SADDLE ON YOUR BRONTO AND CARRY 50 PEOPLE. Only use is for when I need prime meat for a tame, bingo, walking all you can eat buffet right here. Basically a bigger dodo...no wait...DODOS HAVE A BETTER CHANCE AT KILLING YOU!!!

This gun was amazing I had a master craft longneck rifle and I could 1 shot....................... oh this isn’t the longneck rifle tips..........ok bye

ITS A DIPLODOCULOS

..................I’ll leave

so this doesn't deal damage but compys do? so a peck by a small ass dino deals more damage than being rammed by a dino the size of a truck?

I hate these stupid things. EVERYONE SLICE THEIR HEAD AND LEGS OFF SO THEY CAN’T SHOVE THE HELL OF YOU DOWN.And make a SHRINE of them,put gravestones saying, “I HATE YOU” and go kill one and drag that body in it, put walls and alpha Rex trophy’s all around it, and say “I HATE YOU DIPLOMASAURUS”.

>:)

when you’re in Ohio diss is going to lick you in The gat

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Left: Dino right: nothing. Art work by plastic bag