Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the diplodocus? Funny diplodocus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-09-21T08:53:39+00:00

I was taming a female and all of a sudden I noticed she was mate boosted, and she definitely wasn't before, then a male suddenly appeared and i got shoved by them while trying to tame the female. When I finally tamed the female the male started attacking her for some reason lol.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-08-25T21:03:17+00:00

Welcome to school kids! Oh, you did not bring your masks so come here here’s your bus lemme drive you home! (Diplo kicks kids into the void) YEET

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-25T20:51:00+00:00

why does it have TEETH SHARP TEETH

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-23T13:47:54+00:00

My dire bear had 800 health and this Diplo yeeted me of a cliff and my dire bear survived at 32 health.after that I healed up a little and slaughtered the Diplo.(I also lost my beloved dodo to him)

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-05T21:02:30+00:00

Even though the can’t do damage, when fighting these, stay away from cliffs.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2020-06-28T14:15:43+00:00

It just wants to play! Spend some time with it......but it might kill you by pushing u of a cliff.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-29T20:46:36+00:00

It just wants to play but it’s really anoying so if you see one...you should burn it to death (this is why—-> a diplo pushed me into the water and a megalodon killed me) (note:I was AFK)

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-23T12:43:25+00:00

One of them shoved me of a cliff ¤~¤

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-18T01:16:14+00:00

I legit tamed one by just staying underneath it so it wouldnt knock me back and i just tamed him with tintoberries

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-14T14:32:32+00:00

These things scare me when they stare at me.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2018-12-26T19:54:47+00:00

*Me taming an argy forgetting kibble* Spots diplodocus for prime meat*pulls ar out

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2018-10-26T12:09:05+00:00

I found a use for it 10 people can sit on it with crose bows and trank arrows and trank a giga and tame it

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2018-10-17T23:44:03+00:00

It’s the Magic School Bus!!!!!

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2018-09-20T01:35:14+00:00

Me: stop following me diplo diplo: help me! Me: your too scared! ( Rex follows diplo ) me: OHHHHH SH ( me died because ran over by stupid Rex )

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2018-01-08T22:38:08+00:00

It really just wants it’s kids Linda!!

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2025-08-10T14:58:36+00:00

It shoves you like those bullies in 1989

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2025-01-26T01:06:29+00:00

Since bronto is obviously the better choice just sacrifice this worthless pile of scum for a rhynio. I hate diplos if you couldn’t tell.

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2024-12-19T06:11:46+00:00

Noob . Meat eating Bronto 🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️🏃‍➡️

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-28T21:00:08+00:00

Diplodocus + Cliff = Die - Cliff + Deep water = Save - Spino + Water = Deff dead……….. apple + y = lake

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2023-03-23T21:14:06+00:00

Click see more to see the tips of damage a diplo does when it kills you

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE